Worm Feeders

Team Owner: 
Wes Young

Franchise Fogeys:
Dolores Hope,  Fidel Castro, Paul Harvey

Bounty Hunters:
Jeff Gordon, Monica Lewinsky, Wesley Snipes

Deathwish:
Aretha Franklin, Bobby Heenan, Weird Al Yankovic

Manchurian Candidate:
Ronnie Biggs, Fats Domino, Meip Gies

Zombies:
Elvis, Richard Nixon, Saddam Hussein

RIP

 
Carl Karcher Fischer  

ROSTER

Fogeylist:

50 Cent
- The new Tupac Shakur; will probably die the same way.
A. Alfred Taubman
- Shopping mall mogul, former chairman of Sotheby's released from federal prison in May after serving 10-month sentence for fixing prices with rival auction house.
A. Jerrold Perenchio
- Former talent agent runs nation's largest Spanish-language TV network, Univision.
Al Molinaro
- Could "nose" out the other candidates.
Al Pacino
- Stopped a 2-pack-a-day smoking habit in 1994 to protect his voice.
Al Roker
- Roker has been the weather and feature reporter on NBC News' Today show since 1996.
Al Sharpton
- He talks a lot of smack that many rednecks don't take a cotton to.
Al Unser Jr.
- Indianapolis 500 winner in 1992 and 1994. In 2002 he got drunk, hit his girlfriend and left her stranded along a highway.
Alabama A&M Bulldogs
Alabama Crimson Tide
Antonin Scalia
- Frighteningly conservative Supreme Court Justice
Antonio Champalimaud
- Elder statesman of one of Portugal's leading business families; now 85 and retired. Fortune comes from his shares in Spain's Banco Santander Central Hispano; also real estate in Portugal; a cement factory, a transportation company and extensive land holdings in Brazil.
António Ramalho Eanes
- President of Portugal, 1976-86
Appalachian State Mountaineers
Ara Parseghian
- Notre Dame head coach for 11 seasons. Later worked as a color commentator with ABC Sports from 1975-1981 and college football analyst for CBS Sports through the 1988 season.
Arch Moore, Jr.
- Republican two-time Governor of West Virginia
Archie Aldis (Red) Emmerson 
- Largest private forestland holder in North America (1.5 million acres). Made peace with conservation crowd by selling thousands of acres in Sierra Nevada to preservationists.
Aretha Franklin
- Recorded the mega-hits 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T,' and 'You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman' . She succeeded despite being abandoned by her mother at six years old.
Ari Fleischer
- Dubya's official liaison between the White House and members of the press, acting as the primary spokesperson for the president and delivering the daily White House briefing. Prior to joining the campaign of then-Governor Bush in the fall of 1999, he served as communications director for Elizabeth Dole's presidential campaign. 
Arianna Huffington
- Syndicated columnist who transformed from Newt Gingrich Republican to scourge of corporate evildoers.
Bill Keane
- "The Family Circus" cartoonist, although my personal theory is the comic is pumped out by a machine left over from a long-forgotten, failed artificial intelligence experiment.
Bill Keller
- Executive Editor of The New York Times since 2003
Bill Moyers
- Acclaimed producer of PBS television documentaries 
Bill Murray
- Gained his fame on SNL and movies including Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day and Stripes.
Bob Seger
- He is a cancer survivor. It took five years for 'Old Time Rock & Roll' to hit the charts, thanks to Tom Cruise air-guitaring it in his underwear in 'Risky Business'. 
Bob Uecker
- Baseball announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers for over 25 years. He was great as the announcer in the 'Major League' trilogy and terrible as George Owens in 'Mr. Belvedere'.
Bobby Bowden
- Built powerhouse at Florida State.
Bobby Brown
- More famous for alcohol and cocaine abuse, run-ins with the law, and being married to Whitney Houston than for his music.
Bobby Cox
- Good ol' boy manager of the Braves.
Bobby Fischer
- Absolute looney tunes former world chess champion, born in 1943. Has gotten mixed up with strange religious sects and voiced strong anti-Semitic views.
Bobby Heenan
- Pro wrestler/manager, nicknamed "The Brain" for possibly ironic reasons. 
Carl Karcher
- Founder, Carl's Jr. burger chain
Carl Kasell
- NPR radio personality
Carl Lindner Jr
- Dropped out of high school age 14 to help run family's dairy business. Started ice cream store with brothers 1940, became United Dairy Farmers. Diversified into banks, insurance, bananas. With three sons, controls roughly 42% of American Financial Group. A principal owner and chief executive of the Cincinnati Reds. 
Carl Pohlad
- Former used car salesman switched gears after World War II, turned around brother-in-law's bank. Made $1 billion selling Marquette Financial to Wells Fargo 2001; also holds stakes in U.S. Bancorp, Pepsi-Americas, small airline. Owner pro baseball's Minnesota Twins.
Carl Reiner
- Alan Brady on Dick Van Dyke Show
Carl Weathers
- Apollo Creed in the Rocky movies. Played football for the Raiders.
Carl Yastrzemski
- He had an excellent 23-year career, playing only for the Boston Red Sox. Won the triple crown in 1967.
Carlos Salinas de Gortari
- President of Mexico from 1988 to 1994. Numerous scandals were uncovered immediately after he left office.
Carlos Santana
- An outstanding figure in rock music who has influenced countless aspiring guitarists.
Carlos Slim Helu
- Latin America's richest man is responsible for Telifonos de Mixico's monopolistic behavior that preserves high phone prices and poor phone service south of the border.
Cleveland Cavaliers
Cleveland Indians
Cleveland State Vikings
Da Brat
- AKA Shawntae Harris. Potty-mouthed rapper chick.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
- The guy in car # 8
Dale Jarrett
- The guy in car # 88
Dallas Cowboys (FFF 2007)
Dallas Green
- His whole career was in the Phillies organization, until the Cubs hired him as GM, where he won a division title with a bunch of former Phillies players. Hired and fired as Yankee manager by George Steinbrenner in 1989.
Dallas Mavericks
Dallas Stars
Dan Aykroyd
- Another SNL alum, Ghostbusters
Dan Haggerty
- Grizzly Adams had 18 operations between 1994 and 1997 after a motorcycle accident.
Dan Quayle
- He's like GW Bush, but he only made it to VP. A spoiled rich idiot who dodged the Vietnam draft and has had everything handed to him on a silver platter.
Dolores Hope (FFF 2006, 2007)
- DPool favorite Bob Hope is gone. Soon his widow will follow suit.
Dom DeLuise
- Comic actor/cook
Don Imus
- He looks shriveled up enough to kick at anytime.
Douglas Engelbart
- Received a patent for a wooden shell with two metal wheels in 1970, describing it in the patent application as an "X-Y position indicator for a display system." His version of windows was not considered patentable (no software patents were issued at that time), but he has over 45 other patents to his name.
Dr. Dre
- Pioneered gangsta rap and his own variation of the sound, G-Funk. Dre's records with NWA celebrated the hedonistic, amoralistic side of gang life.
Drew Barrymore
- Self-confessed risk-taker - "If you don't take risks, you will have a wasted soul.” Flashed David Letterman for his birthday.
Drew Carey
- Plays an unattractive-but-lovable everyday blue-collar guy on TV. In real life he's an unattractive-and-hate-filled brown-nosing George Bush butt-licker. 
Duke Snider
- Native Los Angelino who pissed off Brooklyn fans by saying he was glad the Dodgers were moving to LA. "Pee Wee and I are the only two living members of the starting eight in the '55 Brooklyn Dodger lineup. How much longer we got I don't know, but we're gonna have a whale of a time between now and when it's over."
Duquesne Dukes
Duke Blue Devils
Ernestine Gilbreth Carey
- Co-author, with her brother Frank B. Gilbreth, Jr., of "Cheaper by the Dozen" and "Belles on their Toes". 
Ernie Banks
- A baseball ambassador of good will. He was the most popular player in Chicago Cubs history. Big Republican.
Fats Domino
- He was the best-selling African-American rocker of the 1950’s. Chubby Checker ripped off his name and musical style. At 77, he was reported missing in the chaos following the Hurricane Katrina disaster. 
Faye Dunaway
- Actress best known for "Bonnie and Clyde", "Chinatown", and "Mommie Dearest"
Fayez Sarofim 
- The so-called Sphinx made money the Warren Buffett way — buying blue chip stocks and holding them for the long haul.
Federico Faggin
- Received a patent for the first computer microprocessor. 
Fess Parker
- Daniel Boone
Fidel Castro (FFF 2007)
- Plenty of people are waiting for him to go so we can all legally enjoy a fine Cuban cigar.
Fiona Apple
- Recorded hits such as 'Sleep to Dream' and 'Criminal'. Once got drunk at the MTV awards and lectured the audience about the world being full of hypocrites. Suffers from depression.
George Mason Patriots
George McGovern
- Former U.S. Senator, and the 1972 Democratic nominee for president
George Michael
- British singer/songwriter began his career as a teenybopper idol in Wham, then transitioned into solo artist and later was arrested for homosexual public restroom conduct.
George Mitchell (FFF 2006)
- Wildcatter struck gold in north Texas gas fields. Started Mitchell Energy & Development in 1946, sold to Devon Energy in 2001 for $3.5 billion. Longtime environmentalist now looking to save the planet. Opposed oil drilling in Alaska wildlife refuge.
George Pataki
- Governor of New York since 1995. 
George Roberts & Henry Kravis 
- Best known for $25 billion RJR Nabisco buyout 1989. First cousins and famed "barbarians at the gate". Bought underperforming companies using junk bonds, reworked balance sheets, sold for profit. 
George Segal
- Sculptor whose work is featured in the FDR Memorial in Washington and the Port Authority Bus Terminal in New York.
George Shearing
- Blind from birth pianist, composer and bandleader of various combos, "Lullaby of Birdland", extremely popular in the 1950s and 1960s.
George Shultz
- Secretary of the Treasury under Richard Nixon and Secretary of State under Ronald Reagan.
George Soros
- Money manager known for big bets: made $1 billion on British pound 1992, lost $2 billion during Russian crisis 1998.
Herbert Hauptman
- Received the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1985. Developed mathematical methods for deducing the molecular structure of chemical compounds from the patterns formed when X rays are diffracted by their crystals.
Herbert Kohler
- Grandfather founded Kohler Co. in 1873 to make hitching posts and cemetery ornaments for Midwest farmers. Kohler today is a leading manufacturer of kitchen and bath fixtures
Herbert Lom
- Played Inspector Clouseau's boss, Dreyfuss, in the "Pink Panther" movies.
Herbert Siegel
- Investor bought large Warner Communications stake in early 1980s. Formed United Paramount Network with Viacom; sold to Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. for $5.3 billion in 2001.
Irene Cara
- Sang "Flashdance... What a Feeling" and "Fame"
Irving Kristol
- He helped to found the neoconservative movement. Began his political life in the 1930s as a Trotskyist member of the Young People's Socialist League. Sometime after graduation, he experienced a complete and total change of heart.
Irving R. Levine
- NBC newscaster for 45 years
Irwin Corey
- Comedian known as Professor Irwin Corey, the "world's foremost authority"
Irwin Jacobs
- Computer engineering professor at UC San Diego patented code division multiple access technology, pushed to make it the standard for wireless devices. Qualcomm survived the telecom bust, now finding new customers—and profits—in increasingly wireless world.
Isaac Mizrahi
- Fashion Designer
Isaac Saba Raffoul
- Aging tycoon still has far-flung investments all over Mexico, including textile mills, Marriott hotels in Cancun and a major pharmaceutical wholesaler.
Isabel Peron
- Dancer, President of Argentina 1974-76
Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- President of Haiti (1991, 1994-1996, 2001-2004). Became the first democratically elected leader of Haiti in 1991, five years after the fall of the Duvalier regime. However his popularity did not extend to the army. He was deposed twice by military coup d'etats (1991, 2004). He was out of office from 1996-2001 because Haiti's constitution did not allow him to serve consecutive terms.
Jean-Claude Van Damme
- Teenage manic depressive who used karate and ballet training to cope with the disease. Cocaine addict who has been married three times.
Jeb Bush
- In 1994 when he was first running for governor, he said he would probably do "nothing" for blacks. 
Jeb Magruder
- Nixon's deputy campaign director. Pled guilty to conspiracy to obstruct justice, Aug 1973.
Jeff Gordon
- The guy in car #24
Jeffrey Skilling
- Enron president; came up with the idea to trade electricity like a commodity.
Jeff Van Gundy
- Latched onto Alonzo Mourning's leg and got dragged around the court in 1998.
Jenna Elfman
- Freaky chick on Dharma and Greg. She was a complete pot-head in her teen years, a habit she dumped when her husband threatened to leave her.
Jennifer Jones
- Popular actress in the 1940s and 1950s
Jennifer Lopez
- She used to date Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs, and his friends aren’t exactly blessed with longevity.
Jenny Jones
- Birth name is Janina Stranski. First comedienne winner on 'Star Search' (1986). The 'Jenny Jones Show' is the third longest running talk show of that genre.
Jeronimo Arango
- The man who earned billions by charming Sam Walton into expanding south of the border. His Cifra retail chain partnered with Wal-Mart in the early Nineties and was later bought out and renamed Wal-Mex. 
Jon Voight
- Actor portrayed FDR and Howard Cosell. Midnight Cowboy. Father of Angelina Jolie.
Joni Mitchell
- Folk singer who had affairs with Crosby, Nash, (she missed Stills) and James Taylor.
Jørn Utzon
- Danish-born architect, best known for designing the acclaimed Sydney Opera House 
Jose Padilla
- Former Chicago gang member still being held without access to a lawyer as an uncharged terrorism suspect over two years later.
Josef Anton Riedl
- German composer of works for electronics, multimedia, and self-constructed instruments. Typical of Riedl's works are Paper Music (1970) and Glas-Spiel (1977, for an array of glass tubes), in which each improvised performance is guided by a played back recording of a previous improvisation.
Kenneth Thomson
- Derives wealth from 69% stake in media giant Thomson, now entrenched in electronic media and information services such as Thomson ONE and Westlaw. He's obsessed with his famous collection of art.
Kenny Loggins
- Music for Footloose 
Kenny Rogers
- "The Gambler" crapped out on his fast food restaurant chain.
Kenny Troutt
- Bartender's son grew up in Illinois housing project. Peddled life insurance in college, then took jobs in construction, oil. In 1988 started Excel Communications, multilevel-marketer of long-distance service.
Kentucky Wildcats
Kevin McCarthy
- Starred in the classic sci-fi movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", also appeared in numerous TV series.
Kevin Spacey
- He's bound to asphyxiate soon from pulling that closet door shut so tightly.
Khaled, Hayat, Hutham, Lubna & Mary Olayan
- Sulaiman Olayan was a self-made man who became known as the Warren Buffett of Saudi Arabia. The Olayan Group has big stakes in MetLife, Credit Suisse First Boston, J.P. Morgan Chase, and American International Group. Ownership of the company now lies with Sulaiman's widow, Mary, and his four children.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
- The principal architect of the 9/11 attacks, shoe bomber attack, the 1993 WTC bombing, and more. Captured by Pakistanis in 2003. His mug shot after capture is a classic. Interrogated and possibly tortured by US at Guantanimo Bay.
Kiefer Sutherland
- Alcoholic actor who plays heroic anti-terror agent Jack Bauer on the TV series 24. Julia Roberts once dumped him just days before their scheduled wedding.
Los Angeles Dodgers
Los Angeles Kings
Los Angeles Lakers
Manuel Noriega
- Panamanian leader from 1983 to 1989. Has major acne scars. Was regularly paid by the CIA from the late 1950s to 1986. Overthrown and captured by a U.S. invading force in 1989, and imprisoned in Miami in 1992. 
Manute Bol
- The 7'7" center from Sudan was the first foreign player selected in the NBA draft. Retired to his native Sudan and unsuccessfully attempted to fund the overthrow of the Islamic government, before being forced to flee back to the US.
Marc Rich
- Commodities trader fled to Europe after being indicted for manipulating U.S. oil system, trading with Iran during hostage crisis, evading taxes. Residing in Switzerland since 1983. Reluctant to return to U.S. despite receiving pardon from Clinton in 2001. 
Marcia Clark
- After the OJ trial, Clark took a leave of absence from the district attorney's office and is not expected to return. For an advance of four million dollars, Clark wrote a successful book entitled Without A Doubt about her experience in the Simpson trial.
Marcia Wallace
- Carol on The Bob Newhart Show, currently Miss Krabappel on The Simpsons.
Margaret Cargill
- Heir to America's largest privately held company, grain trader Cargill.
Margaret Thatcher
- Britain's first female Prime Minister, and one of Augusto Pinochet's beer buddies. After her fall from grace in 1990 and subsequent retirement from the House of Commons two years later, the handbag-toting Iron Lady is now generally regarded as a bit nuts. In 2002 she retired from public life following a number of strokes. 
Margaret Trudeau
- Former 1st Lady of Canada
Margot Kidder
- Lois Lane in the '70s and '80s Superman movies. Troubled, but doing much better.
Marguerite Harbert
- Husband John Murdoch Harbert III (d. 1995) turned $6,000 in craps winnings into construction colossus: airports, pipelines, power plants.
Micky Arison
- Owner of Miami Heat enjoys smooth sailing as captain of world's largest cruise ship company, Carnival.
Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders
Miep Gies
- She protected Anne Frank and her family by hiding them in a secret annex above Anne's father's shop in Amsterdam. She saved the diary that made Anne Frank a household name. Her first name is the noise that Road Runner makes when taunting Wile E. Coyote.
Mohsen Abdul Hamid
- Sunni who holds a seat on Iraq's Governing Council.
Monica Lewinsky
- White House intern and sex-kitten
Monica Seles
- Grunting tennis star who was stabbed on court by a deranged Steffi Graf fan in 1993.
Montana Grizzlies
Montana State Bobcats
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Islanders
New York Jets
New York Knicks
New York Mets
New York Rangers
New York Yankees
Newman Darby
- First person to invent a windsurfing board, although he did not file a patent for his design.
Newt Gingrich
- The hero of the Republican party after the 1994 elections. Only four years later, he was the goat. He resigned as Speaker of the House and left Congress in 1999.
Paul Harvey
- Radio broadcaster who reads scripted stories about ordinary Americans and their struggle to deregulate industry and give large corporations the freedom to do good in the world. Born in 1918, so he's about ready for page two.
Paul Hogan
- Australian "ambassador". Crocodile Dundee flicks, pitchman for Australia and Subaru Outbacks. Famous for the line: "Now that's a knife." 
Paul McCartney
- One of the best-known pop culture death rumors is the "Paul is Dead" phenomenon of the 1960s. The rumor was that McCartney had died in a car accident and that the Beatles had replaced him with a lookalike. 
Paul Newman
- Those blue eyes are looking faded.
Paul Prudhomme
- Cajun cookbook writer and owner of K-Paul's, a great New Orleans restaurant.
Paul Reubens
- Reubens always said his CBS kid show Pee-wee's Playhouse wasn't so much for kids as for hungover college students.
Paul Sarbanes
- Senator from Maryland
Rabbi Philip Berg
- Kabbalah guru, born 1928. Now wheelchair-bound, with his health in decline following a stroke last year. 
Rafael del Pino
- Founded construction company Ferrovial in 1952. Manages 17 toll roads in Spain, Ireland, Portugal, Canada and Chile and 175,000 parking lots in Spain. Has managing stakes in 13 airports in Australia, the UK, Mexico and Chile. 
Rahmi Koc
- Founded by his father in 1926, Rahmi ran the Koc Group from 1984 until 2003. In May, passed along the chief executive title to son Mustafa. Koc's three largest subsidiaries—autos, manufacturing and home appliances—are the biggest contributors to the group's earnings. A fit 72-year-old and an avid sailor, Koc reportedly plans to fill his retirement schedule with projects such as funding archaeological digs at the ancient city of Aphrodisias.
Ralph Bakshi
- Fritz the Cat and Cool World. His cartoons either rule or suck. 
Ralph Branca
- Brooklyn Dodgers Pitcher threw the pitch to Bobby Thompson that was hit for the "shot heard round the world"
Ralph Houk
- Managed the Yankees, Tigers, and Red Sox for 20 seasons from the 60s to the 80s.
Ralph Kiner
- Kiner won seven straight home run titles before he turned 30 years old. A back condition forced him to retire at the age of 32.
Ralph Lauren
- Born Ralph Lifshitz in 1939 in the Bronx, NY. Founded the Polo label in 1967.
Ralph Nader
- Ran for the US Presidency in 2000 as the Green Party candidate. Fights for public rights in the auto industry, broadcasting, health care and fiscal responsibility in government.
Ralph's 
- One of California's largest supermarket chains (owned by Kroger).
Roger Ebert
- Half of 'Siskel and Ebert at the Movies'. Reviewer for the Chicago Sun-Times since 1967.
Roger Milliken
- 88 year old billionaire from Spartanburg, SC. His grandfather built textile giant Milliken & Co. by buying financially strapped companies. 
Roger Moore
- The third James Bond 
Roger Mudd
- B-list news anchor who has worked for The History Channel, NBC, CBS, and the MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour. Got his degree from UNC - Charlotte.
Rokusaburo Michiba
- The original Japanese Iron Chef
Roman Polanski
- Movie director/fugitive who was convicted on charges of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl at Jack Nicholson's house in 1977.
Ron Santo
- During his playing career, he carefully concealed the fact that he had Type 1 diabetes. He was diagnosed with this disease at the age of 18, and was given a life expectancy of 25 years. Santo has had both his legs amputated below the knee as a result of his diabetes. In 2003, Santo's #10 was retired by the Cubs organization, making him the third player so honored.
Ron Wood
- One of the Rolling Stones, originally known in the 60's as Rod Stewart's guitarist.
Rona Barrett
- Entertainment gossip columnist
Ronnie Biggs
- Born 1929. Sentenced to 30 years for his part in the 1963 Great Train Robbery, but escaped after only 15 months and ended up living in Brazil, from where he could not be extradited. He returned to Britain in 2001 for medical treatment and was promptly arrested. Since then, he has suffered two heart attacks, three strokes, two epileptic seizures and pneumonia. 
Shelley Long
- Starred as Diane Chambers in the hit sitcom Cheers during the 1980s. In spite of the popularity of the show and her character, Long quit the show in 1987 to jump into a career in the movies.
Sherman Hemsley (FFF 2005)
- Best remembered for playing George Jefferson, the lovably pompous little loud-mouth who made a fortune from his dry cleaning business on The Jeffersons.
Sherwood Schwartz
- Has been involved with more than 700 television shows as producer or writer. Best remembered for Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch.
Shin Kyuk-ho
- Self-made Shin, 82, still runs Lotte, one of South Korea's largest business concerns, with interests in amusement parks, hotels, candy and construction. Still splits his time between his operations in Japan and Korea.
Shirley Jones
- The Partridge Family
Shirley MacLaine
- Won the 1983 Best Actress Oscar for Terms of Endearment. She thinks has been reincarnated in many previous lives.
Shirley Manson
- Vocalist for the band Garbage. She has a low self-esteem and hates the way she looks. In a 1998 interview she said, "I feel disgusting. I could take a knife to my throat for the way I look. Can someone just put a bin or a bag or a fucking bomb on my head?" As a teenager her feelings of weakness and of being overwhelmed were manifested in cutting, she would snip the safety guards off Bic razors and would cut up her arms. She used to carry a sharp object in the laces of her boots and would cut herself with it whenever she felt stressed.
Shirley Temple Black
- Most famous child star ever, she went on to be an ambassador.
Shoko Asahara
- Leader of the Aum Shinrikyo religious cult. Sentenced to death in 2004 for his gas attack on a Tokyo subway, but it may be several years before the sentence is carried out. 
Sid Caesar
- Hosted Your Show of Shows, a popular show in the early days of TV.
Texas A&M Aggies
Texas A&M Corpus Christi Islanders
Texas Arlington Mavericks
Texas Longhorns
US House - Any current Representatives from North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, or Pennsylvania.
US House - Any current Representatives from Tennessee ot Texas.
Watban Ibrahim al-Tikriti
- Half brother of Saddam Hussein. He is the five of spades in the card deck. Former senior Interior Minister of Iraq. Taken into coalition custody as he was attempting to flee into Syria. Shot in the leg by Uday Hussein in 1995.
Wayne Fontes
- Winningest coach in Lions history
Wayne Knight
- Portrayed Newman on 'Seinfeld' and Don on '3rd Rock From the Sun'. Appeared in 'Jurassic Park,' Basic Instinct,' and 'JFK'.
Weber State Wildcats
Wee Cho Yaw
- Aggressive banker's United Overseas Bank Group is Singapore's biggest bank. 
Weird Al Yankovic
- Musical satirist
Wen Long Shi
- A talented violinist, he has proven even more successful in business. The leader of Chi-Mei Corp., Shi built his fortune in the plastics business in southern Taiwan.
Wesley Snipes
- Shoved Michael Jackson up against a wall in the "Bad" video.
West Virginia Mountaineers
Winnie Mandela
- The ex-wife of South Africa's former president Nelson Mandela. Was given a five-year jail term for a string of fraud and theft offenses. The court said she had exploited her position as head of the African National Congress's women's league to defraud a bank and dozens of ordinary people.
Winona Ryder
- The best excuse that she could come up with after being caught shoplifting was that it was extreme method acting that she was doing for an unnamed film on the advice of an unnamed director.
Wisconsin Badgers
Zamfir
- Pan flute virtuoso Gheorghe Zamfir
Zelda Rubinstein
- Diminutive actress best known for her role as the clairvoyant in three "Poltergeist" movies


Celebrity Couples

John Travolta & Kelly Preston
Julia Roberts and Daniel Moder
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
Lennox Lewis and Violet Chang
Tony Parker & Eva Longoria
Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
Uma Thurman & Ethan Hawke
Vince Neil and Lia Gerardini