Swim with the Fishes
Team Owner:
Lorne NeffFranchise Fogeys:
Helen Gurley Brown, John Wooden, Walter HaefnerBounty Hunters:
Paris HiltonDeathwish: Hugo Chavez, Lindsay Lohan, John Travolta
Manchurian Candidates:
Betty Ford, Dick Clark, Helmut SchmidtZombies:
Ronald Reagan, Nostrodamus, Babe RuthRIP
Pleshette Ledger Wheeler ROSTER
Fogeylist:
Fogeylist:
Akron Zips
Al D'Amato
- Conservative Republican senator from New York.
Al Davis
- Commissioner of the AFL and owner of the Oakland Raiders.
Anita Page (FFF 2007)
- Huge star of silent films and early sound films. She is the last person alive who was in attendance at the very first Academy Awards in 1929.
Ann Jillian
- This blonde, round-faced actress has nothing going on upstairs -- she had a double mastectomy in 1985.
Ann-Margret
- "The female Elvis" as she was called, starred in several '60s movies.
Ann Wilson
- She is Heart's main songwriter and has written the classics 'Crazy On You,' 'Magic Man,' 'Barracuda' and 'Straight On.' She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Anne Cox Chambers
- Inherited newspaper fortune started by James M. Cox. $8.7 billion media empire: 17 daily newspapers (flagship: Atlanta Journal-Constitution), 30 non-daily papers, 15 TV stations, 81 radio stations.
Anne Heche
- Actress who really became known due to her high-profile relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. In August 2000, Anne turned up on the doorstep of a stranger's home in a confused state, asking if she could use their shower. In September 2001, Heche faced Barbara Walters on 20/20 and discussed what she referred to as her 31 years of mental illness.
Anne Rice
- In 1972 her daughter died of leukemia. After spending several years in an alcoholic haze, she began to write vampire novels.
Bernard Marcus
- With partner, Arthur Blank, founded hardware juggernaut Home Depot in 1978 after getting axed from now-defunct Handy Dan chain.
Bernard Shaw
- Chief anchorman for most major stories during CNN's early years. Ambushed Michael Dukakis with an extraterrestrial question on the hypothetical rape of the candidate's wife. Was one of three CNN reporters who broadcast continuous coverage of the first night of the Allied Forces' bombing of Baghdad during Operation Desert Storm.
Bernie Kopell
- Doc on The Love Boat
Bernie Mac
- An edgy comic who skyrocketed to comedy fame with his side-splitting appearance in Spike Lee's The Original Kings of Comedy. Born Bernard Jeffrey McCollough in in 1958.
Bernie Taupin
- Wrote most of the lyrics for the songs Elton John sings.
Bess Myerson
- Bess Myerson was the first (and, so far, only) Jewish Miss America.
Bette Midler
- "The Divine Miss M" began performing at the Continental Baths for audiences of gay men and quickly became a legendary sensation with gay audiences.
Bettie Page
- Arguably the most famous pin-up model in history, who "disappeared" from the public eye in 1957. The reclusive nature of her subsequent life has helped to fuel her status as a cult icon.
Betty Comden
- Lyricist and screenwriter co-wrote the screenplay for "Singin' in the Rain"
Betty Ford
- Drug-rehab celebrity caretaker
Bob Feller
- This feller is gonna die pretty soon.
Bob Guccione
- Publisher of Penthouse magazine.
Bob Knight
- Had anger management issues, but at least he never choked a player. Oh wait...
Bob Mould
- Hüsker Dü frontman
C-Murder
- Rapper charged with murder
Cal Poly Mustangs
Cal State Fullerton Titans
Cal State Northridge Matadors
Cale Yarborough
- 3 times NASCAR national champion (1976-78) and 4 times winner of the Daytona 500 (1968, 77, 83-84).
Calgary Flames
California Golden Bears
Chuck Tanner
- Managed the 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates to the World Series.
Chuck Woolery
- Game show host. Best known for Love Connection, but was also the original Wheel of Fortune host.
Chuck Yeager (FFF 2007)
- First person to break the sound barrier, Oct 13, 1947. Broke it again on the 50th anniversary of that event.
Cincinnati Bearcats
Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Reds
Cindy Adams
- New York Post gossip columnist. Adams was a founding member of the TV show, A Current Affair, and often appears on TV and radio.
Cindy Crawford
- Cindy Crawford and her mole have graced more magazine covers than anyone else in the world.
Cindy Williams
- American Graffiti, and Shirley on Laverne & Shirley
Circuit City
- Electronics retailer has lost market share to Best Buy and continues to report disappointing sales.
Cornell Big Red
Courtney Love
- Nutcase lead singer of Hole, actress, and widow of Kurt Cobain
Craig Kilborn
- Original host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show. Also hosted the Late Late Show on CBS and did the early morning SportsCenter on ESPN.
Dick Butkus
- As a member of the Chicago Bears from 1965 through 1973, Butkus wreaked unprecedented havoc on the offensive units of all other National Football League teams.
Dick Cavett
- Hosted an intelligent talk show back in the '70s, played a bit part in Beetlejuice.
Dick Cheney
- One of the masterminds of the greatest coup the world has ever seen, now in hiding pending lawsuit.
Dick Clark (FFF 2006)
- Ageless TV host, pop icon, and New Year's mainstay
Dick Gephardt
- Political chameleon, morphed from anti-abortion conservative to liberal populist.
Dick Gregory
- Comedian and civil rights activist whose social satire changed the way white Americans perceived African American comedians.
Dick Martin
- Longtime professional partner of Dan Rowan, co-host of Laugh-In
Dick Morris
- Fox News lapdog, former Clinton advisor
Dick Mountjoy
- California State Senator, 1995-2000. Makes the list based on quality porn star name alone.
Dick Trickle
- Not a porn star! An old NASCAR driver.
Donna Rice
- Anti-porn crusader boned Gary Hart
Donna Summer
- The Disco Queen
Donny Most
- Ralph Malph on Happy Days
Elton John
- One of the best-selling solo artists of all time with over 60 million albums sold. Who will do the tribute song when he dies?
Elvis Costello
- Well respected in the music industry. Looks too geeky to be a rock star.
Emanuele (Lino) Saputo
- Chairman and chief executive of Quebec-based Saputo Inc., Canada's largest dairy processor. Company markets dairy products under several brands, including Dairyland, Dragone, Stella.
Emeril Lagasse
- Host of a show on the Food Network
Emilio Botin
- A fourth-generation banker, Botin chairs Banco Santander Central Hispano, one of Spain's largest banks.
Emilio Estevez
- Otto in Repo Man
Eminem
- Recorded the successful rap albums, 'The Slim Shady LP,' 'The Marshall Mathers LP' and 'The Eminem Show'. Sued by his mother for malicious slander.
Fabian
- Teen idol in the early '60s
Fabio
- Wuss
Gene Shalit
- Movie reviewer for many years on the Today Show who always gave out positive reviews. Probably most famous for his ridiculously poofy hairstyle and large moustache.
Gene Wilder
- Comic actor, screenwriter and director, noted for his collaborations with Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor. Underwent treatment for non-Hodgkin's lymphoma in 1999, apparently making a full recovery.
George Argyros
- Grandson of Greek immigrants was born in Detroit, raised in Pasadena. Started off running Palm Springs grocery, graduated to buying and selling corner lots at busy intersections for gas stations. Turned to apartments 1968. Today Arnel & Affiliates: real estate outfit manages apartments, owns commercial property in southern California. Active Republican helped open first permanent U.S. trade office in Madrid in January; now the U.S. ambassador to Spain.
George Beverly Shea
- Gospel singer, had a long association with evangelist Billy Graham
George Blanda
- The NFL's all-time leading scorer until 2000 when he was passed by kicker Gary Anderson.
George H.W. Bush (FFF 2007)
- Although both he and his son declared war, not one of his twenty plus grandchildren have served in the armed forces. Was sometimes lambasted for not being overly bright, but then his son Dubya came along.
George W. Bush (FFF 2007)
- 2nd place finisher in the 2000 presidential election.
Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani
- Western mainstream media universally call him the most politically influential figure in post-invasion Iraq.
Hawaii Warriors
Heather Graham
- Gorgeous blonde actress who first caught attention as the naked skating
Rollergirl in Boogie Nights, and in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
as Felicity Shagwell. Says she stays in shape by pole dancing.
Heinz-Horst Deichmann
- One of Europe's largest shoe retailers. A household name in Germany, Deichmann shoes are known for being inexpensive yet sturdy. In the U.S. the shoes are sold in chains like Rack Room Shoes and Off Broadway.
Helen Gurley Brown
- In 1962 Brown authored the bestselling book Sex and the Single Girl. She became editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan in 1966 and reversed the fortunes of the failing magazine.
Helen Suzman
- South African MP who was a long-standing critic of the apartheid policies of the National Party government, frequently a lone voice
Helen Thomas
- White House correspondent for UPI for many years.
Helen Wagner
- She has played Nancy Hughes on the TV soap opera "As The World Turns" since its debut in April, 1956.
Helmut Kohl
- Chancellor of West Germany, 1982-90; presided over German reunification; chancellor of Germany 1990-98.
Helmut Schmidt
- Chancellor of West Germany from 1974 to 1982.
Henry Cisneros
- Former Clinton Secretary of Housing And Urban Development.
Hugo Chavez
- Venezuela's leftist leader is convinced that G.W. Bush has been sketching out his assassination plans.
Hugo Mann
- German carpenter who opened his first furniture store in 1938. Later founded retail chain Wertkauf, which sold to Wal-Mart in 1997 for $500 million. Now much of his fortune is invested in prime retail and office space in the U.S. Now 90 and long since retired.
Hulk Hogan
- Pro wrassler. Real name: Terry Bollea. Born on 8-11-1953.
Hurricane Carter
- Boxer twice convicted of triple murder
Joan Rivers
- She will melt away like the wicked witch.
John Oates
- Ah yes that loveable John Oates from "Hall And Oates". The man with crazy black mustashe and huge pompadour. Okay, I know you are asking "Why is just Oates in the deadpool and not Hall?" Well truthfully because the I never liked Hall and could care less if he lived or died. We all love Oates! The fact that Hall got the closeups in every music video they did in the 80's while Oates could only smile from the back and play guitar was not right.
John Orin Edson
- Yachting enthusiast launched Bayliner Marine 1955 as a boatmaker for the everyman. Streamlined production process; lowered costs by offering just 3 colors.
John Paul Jones
- It took bassist John Paul Jones 20 years to release a solo album after the breakup of Led Zeppelin.
John Paul Stevens
- Supreme Court Justice appointed by Ford. More frequently voted with the 'liberal bloc' with the passing of time.
John Popper
- Portly lead singer and harmonica maestro for Blues Traveler. His obesity lead to a near-fatal heart attack.
John Ratzenberger
- Cliff Clavin on Cheers. Dating a blonde half his age.
John Rhys-Davies
- Welsh actor had major roles in Indiana Jones and Lord of the Rings movies.
John Simplot
- Eighth-grade dropout made first billion in potatoes. Got start as a spuds sorter; saved to buy hogs, more potatoes. Supplied GIs with dehydrated potatoes during WWII. Patented frozen french fries in the 1950s; became a major supplier to McDonald's, Burger King. Early investor in Micron Technologies.
John Sperling
- Iconoclast supports cloning research, marijuana legalization. After bosses at San Jose State University turned down his proposal for adult-education program, started Apollo Group's for-profit University of Phoenix; took public in 1994.
John Tesh
- New age pianist, formerly Mary Hart's former co-anchor on Entertainment Tonight.
John Thomas Lupton
- Grandfather John T. Lupton landed Coca-Cola distribution rights 1899. Sold Great Western Coca-Cola Bottling Co. to Coke for $1.4 billion in 1986. Education supporter donated $25 million to the University of Tennessee.
John Travolta
- He flies his own plane, he overindulges in food and drink, and he's rumored to be bisexual.
John Updike
- Novelist. Rabbit Is Rich, Rabbit at Rest, etc.
John Walker Lindh
- American Taliban soldier got 20 years
John Warner
- Senator from Virginia
John Wayne Bobbitt
- Marine/Severed Penis Victim/Porn Star/Female abuser
John Wheeler
- Physicist who coined the term "black hole". Was involved in early theoretical work that led to the development of the atomic bomb.
John Wooden (FFF 2007)
- Coached UCLA (1948-1975). Won 10 NCAA Championships as coach. He wants to abolish the slam dunk.
Johnny Depp
- Weird actor
Johnny Knoxville
- Stuntman star of MTV's "Jackass". He is ready and willing to allow his body to be used for destructive purposes.
Kathie Lee Gifford
- Antichrist-in-training
Kathleen Willey
- White House volunteer who wouldn't put out for Bill Clinton
Kathy Bates
- Starred in 'Misery,' 'Titanic,' 'Annie,' 'The Waterboy,' 'Primary Colors' and 'North'.
Katie Couric
- Anchor on CNN and NBC. Host of the 'Today Show' (1991- )
Kato Kaelin
- O.J. Simpson's freeloading, McDonald's-loving houseguest
Keanu Reeves
- Dude has to be a heroin addict.
Keith Jackson
- ABC sports college football broadcaster since 1966.
Linda Lavin
- Played Alice on the TV series
Linda Tripp
- Under the guise of a friendship, she taped phone conversations with Monica Lewinsky to get the details of her affair with President Clinton. She turned the tapes over to Kenneth Starr to use against President Clinton.
Lindsay Lohan
- Lindsay's bodyguard says, “I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out-of-control as Lindsay is. I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.”
Lindsay Wagner
- Bionic Woman and lots of made-for-TV movies
Linus Torvalds
- Computer geek created Linux in 1991, a freeware version of Unix for PCs
Little Richard
- Flamboyant performer who wrote "Tutti Frutti"
Liv Tyler
- Daughter of Aerosmith frontman, Steven Tyler and playmate Bebe Buell. She was named Liv because Liv Ullman was on the cover of TV guide the week she was born.
Liza Minnelli
- At one time near-dead, Liza has battled back admirably to something approaching health. If her marriage fails, will she be back where she started: popping pills and looking fat in a wheelchair.
Loni Anderson
- WKRP, an ex-wife of Burt Reynolds
Lorena Bobbitt
- Chopped off the penis of her husband John Bobbitt in 1993.
Lyle Lovett
- Country singer with a junior Don King haircut
Lyndon LaRouche
- This guy just won't go away. Candidate for president since 1976. Anti-Jewish extermist who denies the holocaust.
Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme
- Member of Charles Manson's cult who attemped to assassinate President Ford.
Lynn Redgrave
- English actress born in 1943
Macromedia
- Microsoft could make a play to take over Macromedia to prevent further Java integration in the Flash Player.
Madeleine Albright
- The first woman Secretary of State and the highest-ranking woman in the federal government to date.
Michael Richards
- Some people might want to see this actor who portrayed Kramer on Seinfeld upside down with a fork up his ass.
Michael Spinks
- Spinks became the first light heavyweight champ to move up and win the heavyweight title when he decisioned Larry Holmes in 1985. Spinks beat Holmes again, then Gerry Cooney, and then Mike Tyson destroyed him in 91 seconds.
Michelangelo Antonioni
- Italian director
Michele Ferrero
- Passions: church and chocolate. Owner of the eponymous chocolate maker, one of Europe's largest with estimated 2002 sales of $4 billion. Brands include Ferrero Rocher, Nutella, Tic Tac and Kinder Eggs.
Michelle Bachelet
- President of Chile. Born into a Roman Catholic family, Bachelet has received a large amount of press because of her agnosticism.
Michelle Bauer
- Porn actress who starred in "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers"
Michigan State Spartans
Michigan Wolverines
Mick Jagger
- Must have taken enough drugs to overdose a medium-sized town at this point. Has to be either nearly dead at this point or immortal.
Mick Taylor
- Ex-guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Joined the Stones in June, 1969 and left the Stones in December, 1974.
Mississippi Rebels
Mississippi State Bulldogs
Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils
Neil Diamond
- Singer of 'America,' 'Love on the Rocks,' and 'You Don't Bring Me Flowers'
Neil Simon
- Wrote the plays The Odd Couple, Lost in Yonkers, The Sunshine Boys, Broadway Bound, Barefoot in the Park, and Biloxi Blues.
Neil Young
- Fourth member of the group Crosby, Still, Nash & Young. He had a solo hit single in 1970 with "Southern Man", about his impression of life in the southern USA, which prompted Lynard Skynard to record and release a rebuttal, "Sweet Home, Alabama".
Nelson Doubleday
- One of Forbes 400 Richest Americans. Co-owner of the New York Mets.
Nelson Mandela
- One of the most respected men in world politics but getting old.
Paris Hilton
- Rich bitch
Pat Boone
- White bread singer proved to have a sense of humor when he donned biker garb to promote a CD where he covered some heavy metal.
Pat Buchanan
- Extreme right-wing politician with racist views. Wrote speeches for Nixon, was communications director for Reagan, challenged Bush I for the Republican presidencial nomination in 1992 and Dole in 1996. Ran as a 3rd party candidate in 2000.
Pat Nixon
- Tricky Dick's widow
Pat Robertson
- Founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network; Host of the 700 Club since 1966. He agreed with Jerry Falwell, that the ALCU and Americans allowing abortions contributed to God's wrath in destroying the World Trade Center.
Pat Summerall (FFF 2007)
- John Madden's broadcast partner for 21 years admits he became an alcoholic while broadcasting on TV and was living from drink to drink until his body broke down in 1994.
Patrick McGovern
- Built computer from scratch as teenager, got MIT scholarship, worked on college computer magazine. Launched International Data Group in 1964. Today IDG, with flagship Computerworld, publishes more than 300 magazines and newsletters in 85 countries.
Patrick Stewart
- Picard on Star Trek, TNG
Patrick Swayze
- Most famous roles were Johnny Castle in 'Dirty Dancing' and Sam Wheat in 'Ghost'. Following in his father's footsteps, he is an alcoholic (recovering).
Patsy Sherman
- Accidentally invented Scotchgard. "We were trying to develop a new kind of rubber for jet aircraft fuel lines, when one of the lab assistants accidentally dropped a glass bottle that contained a batch of synthetic latex I had made. Some of the latex mixture splashed on the assistant's canvas tennis shoes and the result was remarkable."
Pittsburgh Steelers
Pope Bendict XVI
- John Paul II's successor, first Nazi pope.
Portland Pilots
Portland State Vikings
Portland Trail Blazers
Prince
- Semi-androgynous Dionysian ultra-hipster musician
Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
- The Syracuse University-educated Saudi prince is still the wealthiest single investor outside the U.S., despite a drop in value of many of his American-based holdings.
Robert Mugabe
- Born February 21, 1924. Has been the head of government in Zimbabwe since 1980. Employed goon squads to intimidate and murder thousands of opposition supporters. Once criticized Tony Blair and the "gay government of the gay United gay Kingdom." Hiw primary positive contribution to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap".
Robert Naify
- Surviving son of Lebanese immigrant father who got into movie house business in Atlantic City 1912 and later purchased half of United Artists theater chain.
Robert Plant
- Led Zeppelin and The Honeydrippers
Robert Pritzker
- Inherited fortune started by grandfather in 1902. Today the far-flung Pritzker dynasty runs hotels (Hyatt chain), Royal Caribbean Cruises, mining equipment, railroad cars. Messy carve-up of the Chicago Pritzker dynasty under way. Fortune to be split among 11 cousins—or 13, if Robert's youngest children, led by 20-year-old Liesel, win court battle.
Robert Redford
- Founded the Sundance Festival
Robert Rich Sr
- Former milk company owner developed soybean-based whipping cream in 1940s; struck gold with nondairy coffee creamer in 1960. Expanded into frozen foods, food service. Family operates three minor league baseball teams, including triple-A's top draw, the Buffalo Bisons. Generous contributor to GOP, friend to both Bush presidents.
Robert Schuller
- TV preacher starred in "The Hour of Power" until retiring in 2006. His $20M mega-church is the Crystal Cathedral, with 10,000 windows and a stream running down the sanctuary's aisles.
Robert Shapiro
- Well-known Los Angeles criminal defense attorney to the superstars. Shapiro has successfully defended athletes such as Jose Canseco, Darryl Strawberry, and O.J. Simpson.
Robert Wagner
- Number Two in the "Austin Powers" films. He did not, repeat not, push his wife Natalie Wood off a boat.
Roberta Flack
- Singer of "The First Time If Ever I Saw Your Face" and "Set the Night to Music". Someone will probably kill her softly with his song.
Scott Baio
- A teen heartthrob in the 1970s for his role as Chachi on Happy Days, Baio hopped through four other TV series through the 1980s and into the '90s. For chrissakes, the guy was going out with Pamala Anderson for awhile! He's had his fun and lived a full life. Now he can pass on and rest in peace.
Scott Hamilton
- Olympic gold medalist skater underwent chemotherapy for testicular cancer. When will his life be put on ice?
Scott Ian
- Guitarist for Anthrax
Scott McClellan
- White House Press Secretary who replaced Ari Fleischer.
Scott Weiland
- Recidivist drug user and recidivist lead singer for the Stone Temple Pilots. Has been in and out of rehab a couple of times while the rest of the band replaced him and became Talk Show.
Seal
- British singer-songwriter. Born Sealhenry Samuel on February 19, 1963
Sean Connery
- The first James Bond and much more.
Seattle Mariners
Seattle Seahawks
Seattle SuperSonics
Ted Kennedy
- Liberal Democratic senator from Massachusetts (1962- ).
Ted Koppel
- Nightline host was embedded with the 3ID during 2003 invasion on Iraq.
Ted Turner
- Cable news pioneer remains Time Warner's largest individual shareholder despite dumping 60 million shares. Clashed with top brass over his diminished role and dwindling fortune. Less hassle making bison burgers at fledgling restaurant chain, Ted's Montana Grill. Ardent conservationist, America's largest landowner.
Teddy Pendergrass
- Singer/songwriter paralyzed in a 1982 accident.
Temple Owls
Tennessee Martin Skyhawks
Tennessee State Tigers
Tennessee Tech Golden Eagles
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Volunteers
Tom Monaghan
- Domino's Pizza founder, pro-life activist
Tom Selleck
- Played Magnum P.I., for which he turned down the part of Indiana Jones.
Tom Waits
- The drinking man's Billy Joel
Tommy Chong
- He's almost old enough now to qualify for medical marijuana
US House - Any current Representatives from Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, or Louisiana.
US House - Any current Representatives from Maine, Maryland, Mass, Michigan, or Minnesota.
Verne Troyer
- Will Mini-Me's life be short as well?
Vicente Fox
- Mexican President. Former Coca Cola manager, known for his cowboy image and brash style. During the 2000 electoral campaign, he called his PRI rival a sissy and a transvestite. His election ended more than 70 years of rule by the Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI).
Vo Nguyen Giap (FFF 2006, 2007)
- Vietnamese General (born 1912) who proved a real thorn in America's side.
Vons
- One of California's largest supermarket chains (owned by Safeway).
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
Walter Cronkite (FFF 2006)
- Longtime TV anchorman. Once you're past 80 you don't have much time left. That's the way it is.
Walter Haefner (FFF 2006,2007)
- 93 year old Swiss billionaire, controls 21 percent of Computer Associates.
Walter Herbert Shorenstein
- Manages, co-owns 23 million square feet of trophy properties across the U.S., including some 20% of downtown San Francisco office space. Prominent Democratic supporter, spendt time fighting recall of California Governor Gray Davis.
Walter Koenig
- Chekov on Star Trek, Bester on Babylon 5
Walter Mondale
- Senator from Minnesota, ambassador to Japan
Warren Beatty
- Ex-boyfriend of most of the entire female celebrity world. It is widely believed that Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain' was written about him. Starred in 'Ishtar,' one of the biggest flops of all time.
William Shatner
- Stick with William Shatner. Someday that horse is gonna win.
Willie Horton
- Prison furlough poster child
Willie Mays
- A larger-than-life-sized statue of Mays stands at the front gate of the Giants' ballpark.
Yoshiaki Tsutsumi
- The world's richest man in 1990, later fell on harder times. Made his fortune in real estate and retailing. Still worth $3 billion, so he can't complain.
Yoshiro Mori
- Prime Minister of Japan, 2000-01
Celebrity Couples
Harry Connick Jr. and model Jill Goodacre
Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams
James Van Der Beek & Heather McComb
Jason Priestley and Naomi Lowde
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.
Scott Foley & Marika Dominczyk
Seal & Heidi Klum
Sean Penn & Robin Wright Penn
Wynonna Judd and D. R. Roach
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens