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Fogeylist:
Abigail Van Buren (FFF 2006)
- She was advice columnist "Dear Abby" for many years until health problems forced her to retire. Her sister was Ann Landers.
Abu Bakar Bashir
- Terrorist leader of Jemaah Islamiah
Ace Frehley
- Lead guitar in the band Kiss
Alanis Morissette
- Bisexual Buddhist singer/actor
Albany (NY) Great Danes
Albert Brooks
- Standup comic/actor/writer/director. Birth name: Albert Einstein. His brother is Super Dave Osborne.
Albert Frere
- 78 year old billionaire built family's scrap metal business into a cascade of assets in media, utilities and oil. Known as a workaholic who claims he'll never retire, Baron Frere is a connoisseur of fine wine.
Albert Hofman (FFF 2005, 2007)
- Chemist who, in 1938, became the first to synthesize LSD, although he was unaware of its hallucinogenic properties until 1943, when he had a trip after accidentally ingesting a small amount of it. Fifteen years later, he did the future hippy generation another favor when he produced psilocybin, which was to become the active ingredient of magic mushrooms. Born on 1-11-1906.
Albert Ueltschi
- College dropout flew for Pan Am for ten years. Chairman of Orbis International, nonprofit group operating airplanes outfitted as modern ophthalmological labs for doctors in developing countries.
Army Black Knights
Arne Wilhelmsen
- Cofounder of Royal Caribbean, the cruise ship line.
Arnold Palmer
- Fighting prostate cancer, still designing courses
Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Could all those steroids in his youth finally catch up with him? One day he won’t be back.
Arsenio Hall
- Talk show host who often chanted "woo woo woo" while pumping his fist in the air.
Art Bell
- Radio host who discussed UFOs, witches, crop circles, government conspiracies, ghosts and all manner of strange subjects on a nightly basis.
Art Fry & Spencer Silver
- Fry noticed that a colleague at 3M, Dr. Spencer Silver, had developed an adhesive that was strong enough to stick to surfaces, but left no residue after removal and could be repositioned. Silver wanted to market the adhesive as a spray, or as a surface for bulletin boards on which temporary notices could be easily posted and then removed. In search of a bookmark for his church hymnal that would neither fall out nor damage the hymnal, Fry took some of Dr. Silver’s adhesive and applied it along the edge of a piece of paper. 3M crafted the name Post-it note for these bookmarks and began production in the late 70s.
Art Garfunkel
- Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are one of the most famous singing teams ever. After their song, “The Sound of Silence” came out in 1967, they took off.
Art Linkletter
- Was on some ancient TV shows. Today keeps himself busy campaigning to take Internet smut out of libraries.
Art Modell
- Art Modell is a liar, a cheat, and the personification of everything that is wrong in sports and in American society. You would be hard-pressed to find a more reviled man in the history of the NFL.
Bill Ward
- Drummer for Black Sabbath. 3 total suicide attempts, heart attack, angioplasty, depression, alcoholism.
Bill Wyman
- Bass player of the Rolling Stones
Billie Jean King
- Billie Jean King won 20 Wimbledon titles, 6 of them singles, before retiring from professional play in 1984. She defeated Bobby Riggs in a 1973 event dubbed "The Battle of the Sexes". In 1981 her longtime secretary, Marilyn Barnett, brought a palimony lawsuit against King and their love affair became public.
Billy Bob Thornton
- He's a freaky hick with bizarre eating habits. Had anorexia nervosa, dropping from 197 lbs. to 138 lbs. in 1 year.
Bonnie Raitt
- Singer, songwriter, and guitar virtuoso born in 1949.
Bono
- Frontman for U2
Bowling Green Falcons
Boston Bruins
Boston Celtics
Boston College Eagles
Boston Red Sox
Caroline Kennedy
- Daughter of John F. Kennedy
Carolyn Shoemaker
- Co-discoverer of the Shoemaker-Levy comet that had a spectacular collision with Jupiter in 1994. Survived the car accident in Australia that killed her husband.
Casey Kasem
- Here is a long distance dedication to Casey for still being alive! Let's begin the countdown on Casey's life expectancy.
Catherine Bach
- Daisy Duke on The Dukes of Hazzard
Catherine O'Hara
- She was a regular on the TV series "SCTV" and played the mother in the "Home Alone" movies
Cecil Jacobson
- Fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate clients.
Celeste Holm
- She was the original Ado Annie on Broadway in the musical "Oklahoma!"
Celine Dion
- Recorded 'My Heart Will Go On (Theme from Titanic)'. Sold over 130,000,000 albums. Has a pointy chin.
Chaka Khan
- Best known for her 1984 cover of Prince's "I Feel for You".
Chang Yung Fa
- Founder of the Evergreen Group, a large transportation group based in Taiwan with large shipping and aviation interests.
Cloris Leachman
- She played the mother on Lassie from 1957-58, and Phyllis on The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Colgate Red Raiders
Colin Powell
- Army general who worked under Bush I during Gulf War I, and later became Secretary of State under Bush II, taking the country into Gulf War II. Underwent surgery for prostate cancer in December 2003. Cannot pronounce his own name.
Danny Elfman
- Oingo Boingo, movie composer. Married to Bridget Fonda.
Danny Glover
- Best known as Mel Gibson's partner in the Lethal Weapon flicks.
Darryl Strawberry
- Let's see, cancer, coke habit, "I want to die" quote ... sounds like a stiff in training. Born on 3-12-1962.
Dartmouth Big Green
Daryl Gates
- Presided over the police force that handed out the beatdown to Rodney King. After the infamous LA riots, Daryl Gates was forced to resign after heavy clashes with the LA Mayor Bradley. After that, the Chief wrote an autobiography (entitled "Chief") and got involved with Sierra On-Line, creating video games.
Dave Gahan
- Depeche Mode. Risk Factors: Heroin, cocaine, 1995 suicide attempt, 1996 drug overdose
Dave Navarro
- Guitarist for Jane's Addiction and the Red Hot Chili Peppers
David Alan Grier
- Comedy actor most famous for "In Living Color".
David Arquette
- He's was the obnoxious spokesman in the 1-800-Call-ATT commercials before Carrot Top.
David Berkowitz
- Calling himself the Son of Sam, this serial killer terrorized New York City in the late 1970s.
Don McLean
- Musician -- "American Pie"
Don Meredith
- Before "Dandy Don" joined Howard and Frank in the Monday Night Football booth he was the first player selected out of college by the Cowboys.
Don Nelson
- Has more than 40 years of NBA experience as a player, coach and general manager. In league history only Lenny Wilkens has more combined games as a player or a coach.
Earl Scruggs
- Born January 6, 1924. Flatt and Scruggs.
Earl Weaver
- Managed the Baltimore Orioles (1968-82, 1985-86). Famous for his fiery arguments with umpires.
Earle Hagen
- Wrote TV theme songs, including "Perry Mason", "The Andy Griffith Show", "The Dick Van Dyke Show", "The Mod Squad" and "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C."
Eartha Kitt
- The second Catwoman on Batman
East Carolina Pirates
Eastern Illinois Panthers
Eastern Kentucky Colonels
Ernst Zundel
- German Holocaust denier and pamphleteer who was jailed several times for publishing hate literature.
Essie Mae Washington-Williams
- Strom Thurmond's half-black daughter
Florida State Seminoles (FFF 2006)
Fordham Rams
Forrest, John, and Jacqueline Mars
- Sibling owners of Mars Inc., nation's largest candymaker: M&Ms, Milky Way, Snickers, 3 Musketeers. Also pet food (Sheba, Whiskas, Pedigree), Uncle Ben's Rice.
Frances Reid (FFF 2007)
- Plays Alice Horton on the TV soap opera "Days of Our Lives"
Francis Ford Coppola
- Director of The Godfather/writer/wine maker
Frank Batten Sr
- Became publisher of uncle's Virginian-Pilot newspaper at age 27. Took over, created Landmark Communications: newspapers (three daily metros), TV stations, cable (Weather Channel).
Frank Cady
- Played Doc Williams on the TV series "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet" and Sam Drucker on the series "Petticoat Junction" and "Green Acres"
Gerald Ford (billionaire) (FFF 2006)
- Farm boy turned thrift-trader bought first bank in 1975. Biggest score: selling California's Golden State Bancorp to Citigroup for $6 billion in 2002.
Geraldine Ferraro
- First female vice presidential candidate for a major party (1984), fighting multiple myeloma.
Geraldine Fitzgerald
- She appeared in many movies, including "Dark Victory", "Wuthering Heights", "Arthur" and "Easy Money", as well as TV shows
Geraldo Rivera
- Journalist who has become synonymous with more sensational forms of talk television. His distinctive style, is at once probing, aggressive, and intimate. Broke talk show ratings records when a Nazi skinhead threw a chair and hit Rivera square in the face, breaking his nose.
Gerard Depardieu
- French actor who was in Green Card and 102 Dalmatians.
Gérard Louis-Dreyfus
- Runs the family's Louis-Dreyfus Group, a diversified commodities, energy, shipping, real estate, manufacturing and communications conglomerate, from offices in New York and Paris. A very private man with a passion for poetry, Louis-Dreyfus is perhaps best known in the U.S. as father of Julia Louis-Dreyfus, who portrayed Elaine on Seinfeld.
Geri Halliwell
- Ginger Spice of the Spice Girls. Quit the group in 1998 supposedly because of a conflict with her charitable work for breast cancer.
Gerry Adams
- President of Sinn Fein, the political wing of the IRA. One of the chief architects of Sinn Fein's shift to a policy of seeking a peaceful settlement to sectarian violence in Northern Ireland.
Gheorge Muresan
- One of the biggest NBA big men of all time (7'7"). Was just awful on the court. Let me just say that he is the ugliest person in the world. But then something happened. Someone in Hollywood wanted to put Gheorge Muresan in a movie. The movie was called My Giant and Gheorge did not win an Emmy.
Gilbert Gottfried
- Shrill-voiced comedian most famous for doing voiceovers, including the AFLAC duck on TV commercials and Iago the parrot in the Disney movie Aladdin.
Hiroshi Yamauchi
- Turned an obscure Kyoto playing-card company into Nintendo.
Holy Cross Crusaders
Hope Hill Van Beuren
- Grandchild of John T. Dorrance, founder of Campbell Soup.
Horton Foote
- Screenwriter, "Tender Mercies", "To Kill a Mockingbird" and playwright, "The Trip to Bountiful", "The Traveling Lady"
Isayas Afewerki
- Afewerki led Eritrea to independence after a 30-year war of liberation. But his real goal was to keep himself in power, which he has successfully done for 16 years, suspending the constitution and canceling elections. He also forced his people into a useless border war with Ethiopia that caused the death of tens of thousands of soldiers and displaced more than 600,000 Eritreans. No doubt inspired by George W. Bush’s “Axis of Evil” declaration, Isayas accused his neighbors, Ethiopia, Yemen and Sudan, are the “Axis of Belligerence.”
Islam Karimov
- President of Uzbekistan. Victorious with 91% of the vote in 2000 election which US officials called "neither free nor fair". Used the fight against terrorism as an excuse to imprison and torture political opponents.
Ivan Dixon
- African American leading man who played the role of Kinchloe on Hogan's Heroes.
Ivan Reitman
- Film Director: Ghost Busters, Stripes
Iyad Allawi
- A Shiite former Iraqi intelligence officer who fled the country in 1971 after serving 10 years in the Baath Party. He heads the Iraqi National Accord Movement.
Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri
- Born 1942 (Tikrit, Iraq). King of Clubs in the famous pack of cards. The highest-ranking member of the former Iraqi regime still at large. Thought to be masterminding attacks on coalition forces, and a $10m reward has been offered for his capture. Strangely Scottish-looking, with his ginger moustache.
J. Fred Muggs (FFF 2006)
- Chimp/Talk show co-host born March 14, 1952.'Today Show' regular (February 1953-March 1957)
J.D. Salinger
- Wrote Catcher in the Rye, as famous for his reclusiveness as for his books.
Jerry Herman
- Prolific Broadway composer and lyricist, he wrote the scores for the musicals "Hello, Dolly!", "Mame", and "La Cage aux Folles".
Jerry Jones
- Bought Dallas Cowboys and stadium in 1989 with $140 million in oil money. Good investment: "America's team" now worth $851 million.
Jerry Krause
- Inherited the greatest basketball player of all time and lucked into six world championships.
Jerry Lee Lewis
- His two singles "Whole lotta shakin' goin' on" and "Great balls of fire" were massive U.S. hits and alltime rock and roll classics. HIs 1958 marriage to a fourteen-year-old cousin put a dent in his popularity. In the 1970s he toured around, adding his reputation as a wild man with a series of drink, drugs and firearms offenses. Once turned up at Graceland with a gun, threatening to kill Elvis
Jerry Lewis (FFF 2006)
- Comic actor, teamed with Dean Martin in the '50s. Tireless fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Now suffering badly from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, and looking increasingly infirm.
Jerry Mathers
- Leave It to Beaver
Jerry Seinfeld
- Walked away from a hit show in 1998 to pursue a career in television commercials.
Jerry Springer
- He's far exceeded safe levels of exposure to white trash.
Jerry Stiller
- George's father on Seinfeld and father of Ben Stiller.
Jerry Tarkanian
- Tark the Shark put UNLV on the map. Constantly under investigation or NCAA sanctions.
Jerry Vale
- Sang many of the most enchanting Italian-American pop songs of the '50s and '60s.
Jerry Van Dyke
- Played Luther Van Dam on the television sitcom Coach
Josefa Iloilo
- President of Fiji ousted in a 2006 coup
Joseph Deiss
- Took office as president of Switzerland in 2004.
Joseph Hazelwood
- Captain of the Exxon Valdez.
Joseph Jamail Jr
- Started in D.A.'s office, formed own firm 1955. Took up personal injury cases, struck gold with Texaco-Pennzoil case 1987. Now defending one of Enron's law firms.
Joseph Lewis
- High school dropout turned reclusive billionaire. Owns two exclusive golf communities in Orlando: Isleworth Country Club, whose residents include Tiger Woods and Shaquille O'Neal, and Lake Nona Golf & Country Club, home to golfers Ernie Els, Annika Sorenstam and Sergio Garcia.
Kim Jong Il
- North Koreans feel that they are living in paradise on Earth under the devine leadership of "Dear Leader". Some people in other nations are under the misconception that North Korea is an oppressive nation that commits atrocities against its populace and terrorizes its neighbors.
Kim Mathers
- Eminem's two-time ex-wife
King Abdullah ibn al-Saud
- This dicator's family holds absolute power over Saudi Arabia. Prince Abdullah has been in charge since King Fahd's stroke in 1995. The royal family promotes an extreme form of Islam called Wahhabism, which even allows other Muslims to be called "infidels".
King Harald V of Norway
- Born 1937. The first King of Norway to be born in the country since 1370. Acceded to the throne on the death of his father, Olav V, in 1991. He was a member of several of Norway's Olympic sailing teams. In September 2003 it was announced that he has bladder cancer.
King Mswati III
- Mswati III was 18 years old when he was crowned king of Swaziland in 1986. He has a lot in common with George W. Bush. According to the constitution, he has the right to overrule all laws and rules, and it is illegal to investigate any matter relating to the him.
Kirk Douglas
- Starred in Spartacus, wrote The Ragman's Son, suffered a stroke a few years back but has made a good recovery, father of Michael Douglas.
Kirk Kerkorian
- Majority stockholder of MGM Mirage, which owns 11 casino resorts on the famed Las Vegas Strip alone, including jewels such as Bellagio, Mandalay Bay and Luxor. Kerkorian's empire extends to 17 other gambling halls in Nevada, elsewhere in the USA and Australia.
Kitty Wells
- One of the few country stars born in Nashville, Kitty Wells (born Muriel Deason) had a string of hits from the '50s to the early '70s that earned her the title Queen of Country Music.
Kris Kristofferson
- Alcoholic songwriter whose bottle-and-a-half of Jack Daniel's a day habit not only caused his divorce, but was also the reason he lost his job as a helicopter pilot. He fell asleep at the controls.
Kristy McNichol
- 1970s girl teen idol has bipolar affective disorder, also known as manic-depression.
Lee Iacocca (FFF 2007)
- Senior executive at Ford, where he was responsible for the design of the Ford Mustang. Took a position at Chrysler and rebuilt the company from the ground up after getting a government bailout in 1979.
Lou Albano
- Obese professional wrestler and wrestling manager. Played Cyndi Lauper's father in her video for "Girls Just Want to Have Fun".
Lou Duva
- Ancient boxing promoter who has suffered various heart ailments. "Why would I retire?" asks Duva. "The only way they're going to get rid of me is to carry me the hell out of here."
Lou Ferrigno
- The Incredible Hulk in the late '70s
Maria Shriver
- Shriver is a veteran TV news reporter and a member of the prominent Kennedy family. She's the daughter of Eunice Kennedy and Sargent Shriver, the niece of president John Kennedy and the granddaughter of Joseph Kennedy. Married Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1986.
Mariah Carey
- Possibly the biggest selling female artist of the 1990s. Suffered a nervous breakdown (July, 2001).
Marian McPartland
- Jazz pianist, host of the long-running NPR radio program "Marian McPartland's Piano Jazz"
Marilyn Carlson Nelson & Barbara Gage
- Sisters inherited travel-hospitality conglomerate Carlson Cos. from father: Radisson and Regent Hotels, T.G.I. Friday's, Seven Seas cruise line.
Marilyn Chambers
- Porn star born in 1952.
Marilyn Manson
- Leader and namesake (real name Brian Warner) of the band Marilyn Manson. As a teenager, Manson stole, and later experimented with black magic, drugs and rock music. Later, after he had formed his band, he would perform bizzare on-stage antics, abuse drugs, self-injure, and did other self-destructive things.
Marion Ross
- Marion on Happy Days, Drew's Mom on the Drew Carey Show
Marjorie Lord
- Played the wife of Danny Thomas in the TV series "Make Room for Daddy"
Mark David Chapman
- Assassin of Beatle John Lennon
Mark Dean and Dennis Moeller
- Developed improvements in computer architecture that enhanced the PC by enabling components to communicate with each other in a high-speed, efficient manner. The first commercial use of their patents was marketed in 1984 in the IBM PC/AT computer.
Mike Connors
- Best known as Joe Mannix on ‘Mannix' (1967-1975). Birth name is Krekor Ohanian. He tends to be typecast as a tough guy of Armenian descent.
Mike Ditka
- Coached the Chicago Bears and New Orleans Saints. Owns 'Iron Mike's Restaurant'. NFL Rookie of the Year (1961). Winning coach of Superbowl XX (1982). NBC sportscaster.
Mike Farrell
- Portrayed B.J. Honeycutt on M*A*S*H*. Although he opposes the war in Iraq, he was once a U.S. Marine.
Monte Irvin
- Stuck in the Negro Leagues during his prime, Irvin finally made it to the majors in 1949. He still had a fine career, lasting until 1956. In 1951 he led the NL in RBI, helping the Giants to the pennant.
Montel Williams
- Motivational Speaker/TV Talk Show Host. He divorced his wife to marry stripper Bambi Jr., then cheated on his stripper wife.
Montreal Canadiens
Monty Hall
- Let's Make a Deal
Morgan Freeman
- From The Electric Company to Oscar nominations
Muhammad Ali (FFF 2006)
- "The Greatest"
NFL Network
- TV channel that many people don't get because cable systems have to pay an extra high cost to get the channel.
Ng Teng Fong
- Singapore real estate developer who snapped up some prime real estate in Hong Kong in the early 1980s during the colony's property crash.
Nicholls State Colonels
Nick Nolte
- Down and Out in Beverly Hills is not just a movie role anymore.
Nicolas Hayek
- Merged two struggling Swiss watchmakers, SSIH and ASUAG, in the 1980s to form Swatch.
Nicole Kidman
- Rumors had it that Nicole and her ex-husband Tom Cruise are both gay and were just married for appearances.
Nikki Sixx
- Principal song writer of Motley Crue. Big fan of heroin, cigarettes, and booze. Now married to actress/model Donna D'Errico, but you know that won't last.
Noam Chomsky
- A leading dissident political scholar in the United States. His critiques of the American media and American policies have been devastating. Oddly, his political work is much better known outside the U.S.
Noelle Bush
- Governor's daughter/drug offender
Nolan Bushnell
- Invented the video game Pong, founded Atari and the Chuck E. Cheese pizza chain.
Paul Simon
- Singer/song writer who seems to have a lot to live for. Married to the talented singer Edie Brickell and they have two young children.
Paul Wolfowitz
- G.W. Bush's Deputy Secretary of Defense. He is a neoconservative known for his hawkish views, passionate pro-Israel advocacy and staunch support for the war on Iraq.
Paula Jones
- She made a big deal about President Clinton exposing himself to her, then she chose to expose herself in both Penthouse and Playboy. She boxed Tonya Harding for $30,000 and mostly turned her head and ran away (2002).
Paula Poundstone
- She was arrested for molesting three girls under the age of 14 in June, 2001. Has been in rehab for being an alcoholic.
Pauly Shore
- Starred on MTV's 'Totally Pauly'. Appeared in '18 Again,' 'Sonny Bright,' 'Lost Angels,' 'Bio-Dome,' 'Jury Duty,' 'Son-in-law' and 'Encino Man'.
Penn State Nittany Lions
Pennsylvania Quakers
Randy Jackson
- American Idol judge
Rankin and Bass
- Arthur Rankin, Jr. & Jules Bass produced and directed ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,’ ‘Frosty the Snowman’ and many other Christmas specials still broadcast during the holidays.
Ravi Shankar
- Spent much of his long career promoting Indian music around the globe. George Harrison of the Beatles became his student in 1966.
Ray Bradbury
- Science-fiction author of "The Martian Chronicles", "Fahrenheit 451", and many others. Called Michael Moore "a screwed asshole" and "a horrible human being -- horrible human".
Ray Davies
- Frontman for The Kinks
Ray Manzarek
- Keyboardist for The Doors
Rebecca Romijn
- Swimsuit supermodel has described her family as "Berkeley hippies" and practicing nudists. When she started dating in high school, her father delighted in opening the front door naked when boys came to pick her up. Married to John Stamos 1998-2004.
Red McCombs
- Texas billionaire Billy Joe "Red" McCombs peddled used cars, but made real fortune with Clear Channel Communications. Bought the Minnesota Vikings in 1998 for $246M and sold in 2005 for $600M.
Red Schoendienst
- A fixture in Major League Baseball as a player, coach and manager for 48 years.
Reese Witherspoon
- The Legally Blonde babe
Rosalynn Carter
- Former U.S. First Lady (1977-81). She's in great shape and looks great for her age.
Rose Marie
- Dick Van Dyke Show and lots of game shows
Ross Perot
- Ran an independent campaign for the presidency in 1992 and got 19% of the vote. Sold Electronic Data Systems to General Motors in 1984 for $2.5 billion.
Roy Clark
- One of the hosts of TV's Hee Haw for more than 20 years. Now has a theater in Branson, Missouri.
Roy Disney
- Nephew of cartoonist Walt Disney resigned from Disney's board, now staging belicose attacks against Mouse Chief Michael Eisner, whom Roy recruited in 1984.
Roy Horn
- One half of the Vegas spectacle Siegfried & Roy. Was mauled on stage by one of their trademark white tigers in October 2003.
Roy Moore
- Former Chief Justice of Alabama. He snuck a 5000 pound granite Ten Commandments monument into Alabama's Supreme Court in the dead of night.
Ruben Studdard
- Morbidly obese American Idol winning vocalist. Good friends with his runner-up, Clay Aiken.
Ruby Muhammad (FFF 2006)
- Born March 29, 1897. The much-revered centenarian was said to be in excellent mental and physical health in 2003. Wife of the late Elijah Muhammad, who founded the Nation of Islam. In 1986 Louis Farrakhan (Elijah Muhammad's successor as leader) named her "Mother of the Nation of Islam".
Rudy Tomjanovich
- 1970 Michigan graduate. Coach of the 1994 and 1995 NBA champion Houston Rockets and 2000 US Olympic Team.
Sidney Poitier
- First black actor to win the Oscar for Best Actor. Was ambassador from his ancestral home of the Bahamas to Japan.
Sidney Kimmel
- Bought Jones Apparel company with a partner in 1975. Notable lines: Jones New York, Evan-Picone, 9 West; licensing deals with Ralph Lauren.
Silvio Berlusconi
- The wealthiest man in Italy has been Italy's prime minister since 2001. Minds his soccer team, A.C. Milan, in his off-hours.
Simon Cowell
- Host/Judge of Pop Idol (UK) and American Idol (US)
Simon van der Meer (FFF 2007)
- Physicist co-discovered W and Z particles
Sir Mix-A-Lot
- Seriously, he likes big butts
Sirhan Sirhan
- Sirhan Sirhan shot presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy in 1968. Sirhan was convicted and sentenced to death. That sentence was commuted to life in prison and Sirhan has been in prison in California ever since.
Sissy Spacek
- Carrie, won an Oscar for Coal Miner's Daughter.
Skitch Henderson
- At one time he was the bandleader on "The Tonight Show"
Slick Rick
- Eyepatch-sporting rapper on Def Jam. One of the ugliest people ever.
Stephen Hawking (FFF 2006)
- Ailing, paralyzed physicist and author
Texas Rangers
Texas San Antonio Roadrunners
Texas Southern Tigers
Texas State Bobcats
Tommy Hilfiger
- His clothing line is especially popular among African American gangsta rappers, like Snoop Doggy Dogg.
Tommy Ivo
- An actor and drag racer in the '60s
Tommy Lasorda
- The Slim-Fast diet didn't take
Tommy Lee Jones
- Men In Black, The Fugitive. Al Gore's Harvard roommate.
Tommy Morrison
- Defeated George Foreman, was massacred by Ray Mercer. Co-starred in Rocky V. Announced he was HIV-positive in 1996.
Tommy Sands
- Retired singer/actor once married to Nancy Sinatra
Toni Morrison (FFF 2006)
- One of Oprah's favorite writers. Won Nobel Prize for literature for 1993
Tony Bennett
- His '90s comeback made him as popular with Gen-Xers as he'd been with their grandparents.
Tony Curtis
- Suave actor
US House - Any current Representatives from Oregon, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, W. Virgina, Wisconsin, or Wyoming.
US Senate - Any current Senators from Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, orCalifornia.
Western Carolina Catamounts
Western Illinois Leathernecks
Western Kentucky Hilltoppers
Wislawa Szymborska
- Polish poet. Won 1996 Nobel Prize for literature.
WNBA (FFF 2006)
Zell Miller
- Former Democratic Senator from Georgia. Hates Democrats.
Zoë Baird
- President Bill Clinton's 1993 nominee for Attorney General. She had to withdraw her name after it became known that she never paid payroll taxes on two illegal aliens.
Zsa Zsa Gabor (FFF 2004)
- Nine-times married, cop-slapping actress. Was in a coma for a while after a collision between her car and a lamp-post on Hollywood's Sunset Boulevard in November 2002.
Celebrity Couples
Alan Thicke and Tanya Callau
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher
Donald Trump and Melania Knauss
Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon
Macaulay Culkin & Mila Kunis
Madonna & Guy Ritchie
Mary J. Blige and Kendu Isaacs