2002 Award Winners

Air Attack (best QB)
Rich Gannon, Circus Honkeys

Kordell Stewart (worst QB)
Kurt Warner, Princesses

Fetch (best WR)
Terrell Owens, Interrogatives

Turtle (worst WR)
David Boston, Princesses

Work Horse (best RB)
Priest Holmes, Powerpuff Girls (_unanimous vote_)

Road Kill (worst RB)
Edgerrin James, Fudge Packers

Psycho (most bonus points)
Seoul Suicides - 91.5

Armor (best D)
TB D, Muckrackers

Scorch (worst D)
MIN D, Interrogatives

Legs (best K)
PHI K, Assault & Batteries

Legless (worst K)
HOU K, Lounge Lizards

Most Valuable Player
Priest Holmes, Powerpuff Girls

Least Valuable Player
Kurt Warner, Princesses

Jump Back (comeback team)
Quebec Interrogatives - won 8 of last 9

Choker (choke team)
Charlotte Road Rage - lost 12 of last 13

Genius (best coach)
Mumia Abu Jamal, Assault & Batteries and Dick Cheney, Ozzies (tie)

Bird Brain (worst coach)
Mini-Me, Fudge Packers

Hot Dog (consecutive wins)
San Antonio Muckrackers
-- 7 straight wins --

Cold Turkey (consecutive losses)
Charlotte Road Rage
-- 9 straight losses --

New Recruit (best free agent pickup)
Steve McNair, Circus Honkeys

Boss Hogg (weekly picks)
Jeff Pencek, Philadelphia Assault & Batteries
 -- 95 Boss Hogg Points --

Super Bowl Champion
Philadelphia Assault & Batteries

Marv Levy (Super Bowl loser)
Orlando Transvestite Terror

Prince Charles (Toilet Bowl winner)
London Princesses

Toilet Bowl Loser
Seoul Suicides